Ah shiiit, here we go again

Due to the lettuce shortage, us cobbas down at camp Lettuce Prey have been surviving off cabbage and to cut it short we’re bloody well sick of it. But not to worry, the lettuce elders have ordered by decree that the only way forward is an ungodly dose of rock n roll to simultaneously redeem our souls and return that key ingredient to every salad bowl in the land.

We’re bringing all of our best friends along this time so you know this party will be one for the ages. Unfortunately Elton John won’t be able to make it this time (apparently he’s a rocket man)

It has been declared that January 21st will be the day of leafy green resurrection so you better believe the sun will be out, the beer will be cold and the dance floor will be hotter than Satan’s loin cloth. Come down, get sweaty and let 2023 know we’re going to give it hell
May the spirit of the riff bless your soul 🤘🤘🥬🙏