Dewey And The Panel Beaters proudly presents: 5 Years Of Sexless Polygamy.
Based off of a memoir by Dewey himself; a slightly overweight man child is living harmoniously within his polygamous marriage with three young adult males.
Five years on, there lies one massive problem……Dewey’s still a virgin.
The band that played out the front of The Eastern that one time is turning five years old.
Hopefully this time they will have the honour of playing inside the actual live-music venue (if you can call it that, the Guaridan doesn’t). Joining them are Surf-Trash cucks Tsugnarly and geriatric fucks Lymes.Supports: Tsugnarly // LYMES Entry: $10 Door